shortviolet:

the best and funniest moments/lines in tgd off the top of my head 

- “you dance a sexy hustle” “ok but you’ll have to do that again bc i don’t know what this is” “you don’t know how to hustle ?” “nah idk what you just did”

- the whole exchange between zeke, shao and dj malibu 

- “this motherfucker with the fake karate and shit” 

- the iconic “who the FUCK is harold dizzee ?!” 

- “how mylene look topless ?” “he don’t know.”

- BRUH how could I forget “can you tell us anything about the shootout ?” “MY FUCKING HEART GOT SHOT OUT” 

- Cadillac pointing at that white dude and going “DEVIL” before walking out of the bar with a drink in his hand honestly mood

- “no candy, no comic books, no wedding ring” “why you gotta” 

- “Dizz, not the acid punch, the one you spike with Bacardi 151″ “oh okay the special punch” 

- Ed Cock

and this is just the stuff i remember feel free to add