You’re Eleanor Shellstrop from Phoenix, Arizona. Your favorite meal is shrimp scampi. You listed your emergency contact as Britney Spears as a long-shot way of meeting her and your favorite movie is that clip of John Travolta saying “Adele Dazeem.” You flew halfway around the world because you wanted to be a better person and it was very brave. You’re sharp and you’re strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in canned chili and you basically saved my life. You have very high self-esteem and a very low tolerance for men who wear sandals and your worst nightmare is someone saying something nice about you to your face, but too bad because I need to say it because you deserve it.