amanitacaplan:

LGBTQ MEME : [10/15] bi/pan characters
↳ Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place)
Whenever anyone tells me a story about their life, I always imagine all the people as being super hot. Otherwise, I quickly lose interest. Do you not do that? You can do it for free!

itsletalestrange:

This is exactly what happens in my brain all the time.

claudiablacks:

Ladies Meme » {three/five} ladies of comedy » Eleanor Shellstrop
“What if lying is ethical in this situation? What if certain actions aren’t universally good or bad? Like Jonathan Dancy says.”
“Jonathan Dancy? Are you talking about moral particularism? We never even covered that. You read on your own?”
“You think just because I’m a straight hottie I can’t read philosophy for fun?”

cat-tully:

The Good Place Appreciation Week ❀ Day two: Favourite character: Eleanor Shellstrop

[So, big plans this weekend?] Yep. I’m gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator.