disney moodboard: hercule
people do crazy things… when they’re in love.
greek tragedy is when everyone gets permanently canceled (dies) because they did something problematic (against the gods)
patroclus, angry: i dare you to fight me
achilles, standing right behind him: [shakes his head and runs a hand across his neck threateningly]
patroclus took stealing your boyfriends clothes to a whole new level
and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld
bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking
A real Power Move is Homer putting Odysseus’s scar on his upper thigh, thus rendering his sexy and muscular thighs relevant to the plot.
homer was brave enough to describe all these beautiful and muscular thighs while cowardly vergil doesn’t write about aeneas’s dick at all
tag urself: greek tragic heroine edition!! i’m a mix of kassandra and antigone




