magiccereal:

magiccereal:

Look if I were the prince of Denmark in the late middle ages and the ghost of my father appeared and told me to avenge his death I would have gotten the fuck out of there with my gay lover from university and never looked back

rip to Hamlet but I’m different

interstellarsam:

the most extra things that hamlet did in the play, in no particular order

• told his mother that no matter how much black he wore it could never really reflect how he felt inside
• had a full conversation in a graveyard with a gravedigger about death and talked to the skull of a man he hadn’t even seen in twenty-three years 
• physically attacked his mom over her sex life
• wrote an entire play to frame his uncle for murder instead of just going to the authorities or killing his uncle like he kept planning on doing
• jumped into ophelia’s grave to fight with laertes over which one of them loved her more
• “how do i distract everyone so i can plan my uncle’s murder? act fucking insane? okay that works lmao”
  
• forged a letter from his uncle instructing the people in england to murder his former best friends instead of him 
• stabbed polonius and then said it was his fault for being too nosey

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

imperiatrix:

“Hamlet, Prince of Denmark” Act III, scene 2

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

xfileslesbian:

SHUT YOUR FUCK AND HELL

onlyclueingforlooks:

anyway hamlet and horatio were in love

catsnuggler:

useless-swedenfacts:

tsukino-png:

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*