gayarsonist:

hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*

jewfrogs:

i see a man wearing nail polish and i have to avert my eyes lest my gaze become lustful

airhd:

woah woah ladies, settle down…… (talking to my digestive organs)

gabrielnovakgoestomyschool:

seab33s:

m’ineral

I AM SO PISSED. THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST MEME OF THE YEAR AND IT’S FREAKING GOATS LIKING SALT WHAT THE FUCK

thescorpioracer:

dark-haired-hamlet:

I [34 M] am somebody who inherited a lot of wealth from my parents, which allows me to support my ex’s daughter [10 F, from France and not my daughter]. To deal with the challenges of remote learning, I hired a tutor [19 F] to live in our home and teach her while I’m traveling for work. The tutor seemed a bit boring at first, but the more I got to know her, the more I liked her. We eventually really hit it off and got together after I broke up with my ex - now we’re engaged.

There’s just one problem: we were about to be married when my ex-wife’s brother [38 M] showed up and revealed that I’ve kept my bipolar and/or depressed wife [37 F] locked in a small padded room in my attic for the past 15 years. (Inlaws know all your skeletons. Ugh.) He then called me a bigamist in front of my girlfriend, embarrassing me and her!

Now my gf wants to break off our engagement…all because of a little spousal attic confinement! I tried to compromise - I even said that marriage wasn’t a huge deal and she could still be my mistress, but she won’t hear me out. We’re so in love, I don’t see what the big deal is…AITA here???

Tl;dr: AITA for trying to convince my 16yr younger fiancée to become my mistress after she discovered I kept my depressed wife trapped in a padded attic room for 15 years?

Every time someone mentions Jane Eyre, I think about this post:

mitigatedchaos:

You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon.  Go read all 5,640 posts again.

hazelandglasz:

crimsonqueen3991:

“no good” would also be adequate

I mixed “with pleasure” and “no problem”

Which gave us “with prolem” and honestly i didn’t feel like correcting myself

dakotajohnsongf:

delphinidin4:

dancingdarklingwrites:

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

unless one character in the equation is a heinous asshole or something, i am entirely impervious to love triangles. 

i live by the “____ has two hands” meme motto

“oh no!! two friends fell in love with the same person, what will they do???? who will have to sacrifice their heart??” NOBODY, BITCH. 

“a character thought their spouse was dead but they finally moved on and have a new spouse they love… but now the original spouse is back! who will bow out for the others’ happiness??” I MEAN, ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE WEDDING RINGS ON ALREADY…

“this trio of adventurers have faced hell and high water together and developed incredibly deep bonds with each other during their quest, but now that their quest has come to a close, which two of them will settle down together?” COZY COTTAGES IN THE WOODS ARE BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE.

Kill the love triangle. Normalize polyamory.